Anyone can say, "Happy Birthday." But, if you really mean it, say, "Happy Fucking Birthday!" So much more than just a general birthday greeting, nothing shows your true sentiments quite like a well-placed expletive. These birthday plates feature colorful polka dots along with your best wishes, and measure 7" in diameter, making them perfect for fucking birthday cake, or fucking birthday pizza. The perfect party supply, pair them with fucking birthday balloons, or fucking party hats for the perfect fucking birthday!
Tell your gift recipient how special they are with coffee rings! This 4" x 8" x 10" gift bag is glossy and printed to resemble crinkled, coffee-stained paper with a poem. The poem reads thusly: Times Are Hard Times Are Tuff Here's Your Fucking Birthday Stuff. Attached to the nylon string handle is a matching blank card. Although it's guaranteed to hurt your mother's feelings, your friends will think it is hilarious!
Nothing says, "Happy Birthday!" to the man of the hour quite like the imagery of big boobs and luscious cupcakes. Next time you're delivering a b-day gift to a guy or gal who loves sweets and sweet tits, present your package in the Women's Cupcakes gift bag. This festive gift wrap features a picture of perky breasts, the nipples politely concealed by a couple of birthday cupcakes. 8"W x 10"H x 4"D
It's ladies night any night with Night to Remember, the perfect formula for bachelorette parties, girls night out, birthdays, divorce parties, sorority parties or any occasion where a sprinkling sass is needed. You will love being in the spotlight with items like this 10-pack of party napkins from Night to Remember. There is a differenent quote by someone famous on each plate too. Soak up the fun!
Get all the peckers standing at attention with one blow of the Pecker Party Whistle! Bachelorette party tested and approved, no silly occasion is complete without one of these attention grabbing, penis-shaped whistles. Flesh colored with balls and a nice prominent tip to blow on, you'll want to make sure all your guests have one of these adult novelty party supplies to play with. Attached cord ensures that no one will run off with your pecker plaything!
Your next bachelorette or adult party will most likely involve a group of fun, excited people doing shots, right? What better way to make the experience even louder and funnier than with penis-shaped shot glasses. These Mini Pecker shooters are flesh-colored with a cock and balls on the side for easy grip - especially helpful as the night wears on. Don't plan your next adult function without a supply of penis shot glasses. Ceramic - breakable if dropped.
Because the wrapping is almost as important as the gift! Make sure your buddy loves opening the present you get him with this super sexy giftbag. Bag measures 8"W x 4"D x 9.75"T and has red rope handles. The bag features a sexy woman wearing only a heart pattern neck tie and panties. This may be the closest thing to action your friend will see this year!
It's ladies night any night with Night to Remember, the perfect formula for bachelorette parties, girls night out, birthdays, divorce parties, sorority parties or any occasion where a sprinkling sass is needed. you will love being in the spotlight with items like this 12-pack of party name tags from Night to Remember!
Bachelorette's Stud-Finder Gift BagMake your bachelorette party one your friends will never forget! Your bachelorette has one hour to accomplish all of the items on both sides of this gift bag! Some of the items that must be accomplished:-Find a muscle man who will give you a lap dance.-Receive a kiss from a sailor.-Find a businessman who will let you loosen his tie. - Pieces Included in Case: 1
It's ladies night any night with Night to Remember, the perfect formula for bachelorette parties, girls night out, birthdays, divorce parties, sorority parties or any occasion where a sprinkling sass is needed. you will love being in the spotlight with items like this five-pack of 10" party balloons emblazoned with sassy sayings from Night to Remember by sassigirl!
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